How not to drive off-road

Now, this is an area where I am an expert. I've never owned a car, though I can and do drive (when someone is daft enough to lend me one). So although I can give you great tips on how not to drive off-road, unfortunately I'd be rather poor at handing out more useful advice.

Now my first rule would be to test out obstacles before attempting them

Then, if it gets too deep/fast/cold/ squidgey... Send a boy to do it

Actually, that seems to have been my only tip, ah well, perhaps I'll find another one, but I did think it was good. I do have some more photos which show pretty clearly how not to drive off-road so maybe I'll put them up some day